- Why did God make pigs before politicians? He just needed some practice.
- What did the pig say to the garbage man? Nothing, he’s not a talker.
- Why did the pig cross the road? He wanted to get to the other nuts.
- What did one pig say to another? Boar-ing! (boring).
- Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.
- Why are pigs so greedy? Because they’re always looking for ham.
- What do you call a pig with no legs? Ground pork.
- What do you call a boar that likes to fight? A pugilist.
- What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig.
- Why did the farmer name his pigs after famous people? Because he wanted famous pork!
- Why did the pig cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken.
- What did the pig say when he was asked to get out of the mud? “I’m not in it, I’m in it.”
- What do you call a pig that is never scared? A silly sausage!
- Why do pigs no longer swim in ponds? Because they are always in “Porkington’s quicksand!”.
- Why did the sheep run away when it saw the piglet? It was a case of mistaken lamb.
- Why did the cow jump over the moon? To prove he wasn’t chicken.
- What did the pig say when he missed the winning throw at garbage time? Weis! Weis! Weis!
- What do you call a dwarf police officer? A guinea pig
- what do you call a pig that does karate – PORK-CHOP
- what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over
- What do you say when you see a pig making bread? – He’s bacon.
- What did the butcher say to the pig? – Nice to meat you
- Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig? – Because he’s a ball hog.
- What is a pig cross pineapple? A porkypine!
- What do you say when you see a pig making bread? – He’s bacon.
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